Mort FINALLY Gets His Hammy Ventura Chrono for Chr- er, Today's Holiday...!

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Mortuus Fakeuus

Mort FINALLY Gets His Hammy Ventura Chrono for Chr- er, Today's Holiday...!

Post by Mortuus Fakeuus » Tue Dec 25, 2012 6:31 pm

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Mrs Mort outdid herself this year...or maybe she got tired of me sitting on all of those mall Santas' laps, begging for a Hamilton Ventura chrono. Either way, I'm thrilled with the result. (As always, please excuse the mediocre photos...)

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And now for some shots without my ugly old freckled wrist to ruin them...
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Ooops...forgot this'n has my wrist in it...oh well, at least I have the freckly side down...
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Many thanks for looking, and may the new year bring each of you more than one 'watch of your dreams' :pirat: ...or at least a beefy beater, or two... :rabbit:
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Re: Mort FINALLY Gets His Hammy Ventura Chrono for Chr- er, Today's Holiday...!

Post by Mortuus Fakeuus » Wed Dec 26, 2012 9:28 am

conjurer wrote:Speaking of a beefy beater, that's what I'm doing right now looking at that Hammie. Slamming the Hammie, that is. Very cool watch!
And I thought that was a cactus branch being slammed against the garage door over and over and over...guess this means that that wasn't aloe vera all over the door... :pale:
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Re: Mort FINALLY Gets His Hammy Ventura Chrono for Chr- er, Today's Holiday...!

Post by Mortuus Fakeuus » Wed Dec 26, 2012 9:41 am

AlbertaTime wrote:Major coolness.
Thanks, AT!

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Did it come with one of those make-em-forget flasher sticks?
It was supposed to, but Mrs Mort told 'em to keep it! Seems she didn't want to forget all those wife-grudges she's been beating me over the head with for all these years...and years. And years...! :no:
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Re: Mort FINALLY Gets His Hammy Ventura Chrono for Chr- er, Today's Holiday...!

Post by Mortuus Fakeuus » Wed Dec 26, 2012 9:52 am

eddiea wrote:That's a nice catch!!!
Many thanks, Eddie...it took only about four years of increasingly subtle hints to get Mrs Mort to realize that I reeallly wanted this one...y'know, like the little note in her purse last week that said, "PLEEEEZE, Honey, I'll just die if'n I can't have that bloody-damned Hammy Venturi!!" :bounce:
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Re: Mort FINALLY Gets His Hammy Ventura Chrono for Chr- er, Today's Holiday...!

Post by Mortuus Fakeuus » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:24 pm

Ocean wrote:Very nice! She could have gone an got a turdling and more years grudges
Excellent point, Mr O...oh, wait...dang! There's nothing quite as much fun (for a patient wife) as using a great gift now to bludgeon the hubby with later...it would go something like this:

"Whaddaya mean I 'never get anything cool' for you!? Remember that 'Harrison Vintage' triangle-shaped thingy I got for you back in 2012? Now that was a wonderful gift!"

"Yes, dear..."

UGH!... :suspect:
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