From New Zealand?
HAH! I knew
those brassards were lousy COMMIES!!
And guess who
is nice and close by?
That's right! AUSTRALIA
, home-away-from-home for the American demokrat party!
And socialist brassards
-His-Face and WHO
-ZITS over on WL!
Пучок коммунистической черни, скажу я вам!
BUT, having SAID that, Big Kahuner (which is-uh what Jack and-uh Bobby and-uh Ted
would've-uh called you, uh given-uh their collective 'Barston'-uh ock-scents, and-uh sew fowath), I gotta say that I really like
that watch A LOT!
And Svagy makes an excellent point; it is
tough to find a watch out there with its own 'look,' something that is not just a copy - with just enough modifications to prevent a design infringement claim - of something else that's been around forever.
But that name - Komrade
get to me just a bit
. Why didn't they use the Godless CCCP
word for comrade (товарищ!
Pronounced "tovarishch"...)? And now
, here are the names - in ROOSHAN!!!
- of our active members here @WF:Proper БезбожныйEnglish Русский
Mortuus - Мортюсь
Kahuna - Кахуна
Svaglic - Сваглык
Wasp - Васп
Biglove - Бйглов
Ocean - Ошэнь
Conjurer - Конжюрэр
Airframer - Эрфрэймэр
D.B. Cooper - Д.Б. Купэрь
Mr. Neddles - Мистэр Нэдалс
Koimaster* - Коимастэр
Bigedsurf** - Бйгэдсурф
Horsefeathers** - Хорсьфэдэрсь
But the real
question remains: why
did you do
these translations, Mort?
My answer: I dunno. (Just showing off
, I guess...? After all, it was my college minor, and I had four, long
years of it...four years
Or, as-uh Jock-uh Kennedy would've-uh shaid, "I-uh shimply osked myshelf not-uh what my-uh webshite could do fower ME
, but-uh whot eye
could-uh do for my
, I challenge the-ah membush of-uh thish webshite to succeshfully launch a wotch-uh to the moon and-uh bock, befowuh thish-uh deh-cade
is out and-uh O-bommer ish-uh GONE!
We-uh choosh to-uh go to thuh moon naught
becaush it is eashy
, but-uh becaush it is haa'ad!
Hazh-uh anybody heeyuh sheen my-uh old friend-uh, Mah
Time for my evening-uh medicay
shun, uh, medication
and-uh peanish-uh-budduh sammitch. Um-uh, doesh anybody-uh heeyuh want some-uh CHOW-DUH?
-uh, I'm stuck on-uh JOCK!
...Whawt-uh do I-uh do NOW-uh?