Komrade?
From
New Zealand?
NEW ZEALAND??HAH! I
knew those brassards were lousy
COMMIES!! And
guess who is nice and close
by? That's
right! AUSTRALIA, home-away-from-home for the American demokrat party
! And socialist
brassards like
WHAT's-His-Face and
WHO-ZITS over on WL
! Пучок коммунистической черни, скажу я вам!
BUT, having SAID that, Big Kahuner (which is-uh what Jack and-uh Bobby and-uh
Ted would've-uh called you, uh given-uh their collective 'Barston'-uh ock-scents, and-uh sew fowath), I gotta say that I really
like that watch A LOT
! And Svagy makes an excellent point; it
is tough to find a watch out there with its own 'look,' something that is not just a copy - with just enough modifications to prevent a design infringement claim - of something else that's been around forever.
But that name -
Komrade -
does get to me just a
bit. Why didn't they use the
Godless CCCP word for comrade (товарищ
! Pronounced "tovarishch"...)? And
now, here are the names - in
ROOSHAN!!! - of our active members here @WF:
Proper БезбожныйEnglish РусскийMortuus - Мортюсь
Kahuna - Кахуна
Svaglic - Сваглык
Wasp - Васп
Biglove - Бйглов
Ocean - Ошэнь
Conjurer - Конжюрэр
Airframer - Эрфрэймэр
D.B. Cooper - Д.Б. Купэрь
Mr. Neddles - Мистэр Нэдалс
Koimaster* - Коимастэр
Bigedsurf** - Бйгэдсурф
Horsefeathers** - Хорсьфэдэрсь
*Honorary Member
**Member Emeritus
But the
real question remains:
why did you
do these translations, Mort?
My answer: I dunno. (Just showing
off, I guess...? After all, it was my college minor, and I had four,
long years of it...
four years.
)
Or, as-uh Jock-uh Kennedy would've-uh shaid, "I-uh shimply osked myshelf not-uh what my-uh webshite could do fower
ME, but-uh whot
eye could-uh do for
my-uh
webshite. There-
fowuh, I challenge the-ah membush of-uh thish webshite to succeshfully launch a wotch-uh to the moon and-uh bock, befowuh thish-uh deh-
cade is out and-uh O-bommer ish-uh
GONE! We-uh choosh to-uh go to thuh moon
naught becaush it is
eashy, but-uh becaush it is
haa'ad! Hazh-uh anybody heeyuh sheen my-uh old friend-uh,
Mah-ten?"
Whew
! Time for my evening-uh medi
cayshun, uh,
medication and-uh peanish-uh-budduh sammitch. Um-uh, doesh anybody-uh heeyuh want some-uh
CHOW-DUH? Oh, sweet-jeebus-
cripes-uh, I'm stuck on-uh
JOCK! Jeeshush-uh...
Oh-
deahh...Whawt-uh do I-uh do
NOW-uh?