Citizen Eco-Drfive Chronograph, two-tone orange dial.
(c) 2018 Mortuus Aviation, LLC.

Happy 59 Mort!! Wooooohooooo!!! you look great for 78! Awesome review of fantastic watch. Hey, I'll be 51 in a couple months and I still wear my Captain America t-shirt, so I'm not sure what you're talking about. I'll be wearing all my superhero shirts till I'm dead like you. Cheers and enjoy that new toy.

Happy birthday, you damned old goat. It's certainly good to know that you're still older than me, although you're, you know, dead and shit. Anyway, that's a great watch, and a goddamned fine review, you old bastard.