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by bigedsurf » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:35 pm
LOL...........Please disregard my previous posts
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by conjurer » Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:09 pm
Mortuus wrote:Ann thuh nex thang theyz goan dew is stort yoozin' thuh Race cardd!! An eye doan evin LYKE Nasscore!! En ewe cun take them gran pee racers an stick em up ol Hercul's but!!
i Used to Run white Lite-ning in The south when i was a Young buck. i hollered Out the back Seet of my dodge Dart and put the Likker in their, and drove reel Fast to out Run johnny Lawes. i Kould have bene a NASA-car drivar i Reck-on, but Then i gots my giirl-frend In the Fambly way and Had two get a reglar Job at the AS-bestis factry.
all This came two And end when Micheal Davis punched Me REEL HARD in the Intestynes and Stole my belovad Dodge dart, GODAM IT.
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by Mortuus Fakeuus » Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:27 pm
DAM thayt futhermukering michell DAvis --- he WOOD puntch sumwun een thuh en-testynes justuh wawtch em bow ovur an spiltt out there luntch on thuh lynoleeyum,,,i THinkk hee neds tuh B teykun owtsyde un beeten untill hee disgrontles upp awl that chikin nougat n' aqua vulva heez bin feedun n drinkun hissleff withe...he's wun biggo bUTTHOAL!!
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by AJC » Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:59 pm
I need a translator
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by conjurer » Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:58 pm
AJC wrote:I need a translator
Mortuus said:
"Damn that motherfucking Michael Davis--he would punch someone in the intestines just to watch them bow over and spill out their lunch on the linoleum,,,I think he needs to be taken outside and beaten until he (unintelligable)up all that (sic) chicken nugets and Aqua Velva he's been feeding and drinking himself with...He's one big BUTTHOLE."
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by Mortuus Fakeuus » Sun Sep 02, 2012 8:54 pm
conjurer wrote:AJC wrote:I need a translator
Mortuus said:
"Damn that motherfucking Michael Davis--he would punch someone in the intestines just to watch them bow over and spill out their lunch on the linoleum,,,I think he needs to be taken outside and beaten until he (unintelligable)up all that (sic) chicken nugets and Aqua Velva he's been feeding and drinking himself with...He's one big BUTTHOLE."
Thass wun-hunderd pur-sint grate transmogrification thaer, Congolapulator,,,yeesur, t'is... Ah feeel rill sory fer thayt feller frum Fillydelfiur; hE cain't speke eNglush, cane he??
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by conjurer » Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:00 am
inDeed mortinson; it's is very Two bad the State of Amerika's schul systems i Reck-an.
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by wottime » Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:18 am
Mizter AJ culd vendur bellow the Mazon Dickzon line to mys neck o da woods an opserve fur a days or few. Culd fin sum fellars fur AJ to drink sum deelecious home brus widt. Due some whitwater boattin and stuf. Sees the New Riffers George Bridge(dont know y itz stile called 'New', bean round yers now, mite hav sumthin ta do wit the riffer.) Enyways, it's a plezure to bellong to sucha distinguiched forim.
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by AJC » Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:04 pm
conjurer wrote:AJC wrote:I need a translator
Mortuus said:
"Damn that motherfucking Michael Davis--he would punch someone in the intestines just to watch them bow over and spill out their lunch on the linoleum,,,I think he needs to be taken outside and beaten until he (unintelligable)up all that (sic) chicken nugets and Aqua Velva he's been feeding and drinking himself with...He's one big BUTTHOLE."
That michael davis guy sounds like a real dick.
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by arubalou » Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:01 pm
AHM CREYIN!!! awl ei whanted is 1 uf dem yeller oshunhairs butt lok what hapended. eye iz so ubset whot i dun iz 2 buy a seikO ssco17 deyvr waccht. darn darn darn. ei stil whahnt a yeller oshunair so huh!!!
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by Mortuus Fakeuus » Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:44 pm
AJC wrote:conjurer wrote:AJC wrote:I need a translator
Mortuus said:
"Damn that motherfucking Michael Davis--he would punch someone in the intestines just to watch them bow over and spill out their lunch on the linoleum,,,I think he needs to be taken outside and beaten until he (unintelligable)up all that (sic) chicken nugets and Aqua Velva he's been feeding and drinking himself with...He's one big BUTTHOLE."
That michael davis guy sounds like a real dick.
hE mos sartinly iz a truu-bluu pennus in evry sints uh thuh werd! His pore mawma hadta sind himm munny sHE cuddent aforde whin HE wuzz in Stayt Priznum fer robin uh bAwlin Ally, hE wuzz giten futt-buck'd bah thuh udder Prizzonurs, so his pore ol mawma sint moneys so hE cud pey awff them fellerz sew thay wooden Sadumize hiz recked rectim no mor. Butt miKey dun tuk hiz mawmuz hord-erned caysh-munni an spint it awl own INvicter wawchez, an he hadd tuh seekreet them in his alreddy sorE rectim, sortuh like that thar feller innat moovy whut dunn the saym thang wiffiz frinds grampawz WWI Cawmbat Wawtch, an he got sum purty seerry-us innfeckshuns uv thuh rectile sistem an he almos hadda hv havuh colin coloin coleo-rictuss , aw HAYELL, yew awl kno thate thar oppy-rayshun theys dew whin they pul-outcher rectim an aboat Five FEET of yore dugesteve hoze so thayt awl ewe kan dew iz fillerup thiss baig bayge poupy sac thaytchew wire own yor Belt, an ewe gottuh make shore ewe doan spell it no-wharz...so thuh marel tuh thiss storrey iz NEVIR EVir StiKK WAWTCHIZ OP Yore ANIS! ! ! !
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by Mortuus Fakeuus » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:56 pm
pore-ol-arubalubaluba-o-yeah-BABY-thass-what-ahm-TALKINBOUT-UBA!!! wrote:AHM CREYIN!!! awl ei whanted is 1 uf dem yeller oshunhairs butt lok what hapended. eye iz so ubset whot i dun iz 2 buy a seikO ssco17 deyvr waccht. darn darn darn. ei stil whahnt a yeller oshunair so huh!!!
Ah'm suh vurry sory, mister Arubalubalooloo-loosey-ju-got-sum-splainin'-to-do, ah giss We wuzunt vary mutch hayulp wiff yore serch fore thayt purfeck wawtch ewe wuzz lukin' fer. P'raps ewe mite tri lukin intuh gitten sum yaller paynt an jes payntin wun o thuh wuns thayts nawt thuh cullar ewes lukin four? Ah thinks attle wurk fer ye! Y-nawt tri thayt!?!
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by conjurer » Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:07 pm
i'm Am sorry two, aruaruaruaruaruaruaruaruaruaru-aurauraurauraruauraaaaaaa-aaaaru-baloo. i jest PEE-mmd Micheal Davis too sea If he had a Zodaical Ocean-air, and He told pore Old Conjubator two goe And fuck hisself. The last Tyme i Saw an oceanaut-air It cost aboot $3.5 millien billien dollers. Soo you Best start saving, i Reck-en.
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by Mortuus Fakeuus » Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:19 am
Yeh, ah rectum Congosilater's ratt about that'n, yesir...Eyes afrade to PEE emmm miKal Dasvis accuz he sez sum turribal SHEEYITT about thuh fokes here ate Wotchforimz.ORG. Wheezuh gud groopuh fellerz heer, butt mikee's alwuz tockin traysh. Well THAT doan make muh boogers any saltier fer ME, NOsir...Ah hopes he gits hisself a BAID botle uv lektric shayve, Witch iz hiz FAVERT, even moore'n Ockwuh Velver blu. Eye nose eye shuddent say thins lack dat, butteye caint'uh HEP it. Gotter go'n warsh the ditchezz.
Mowertchuss OUTTTT!
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by conjurer » Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:25 am
Mortuus wrote:Yeh, ah rectum Congosilater's ratt about that'n, yesir...Eyes afrade to PEE emmm miKal Dasvis accuz he sez sum turribal SHEEYITT about thuh fokes here ate Wotchforimz.ORG. Wheezuh gud groopuh fellerz heer, butt mikee's alwuz tockin traysh. Well THAT doan make muh boogers any saltier fer ME, NOsir...Ah hopes he gits hisself a BAID botle uv lektric shayve, Witch iz hiz FAVERT, even moore'n Ockwuh Velver blu. Eye nose eye shuddent say thins lack dat, butteye caint'uh HEP it. Gotter go'n warsh the ditchezz.
Mowertchuss OUTTTT!
again Mortan-goober states Things farr Bettar then i'm Am abel two. the Less sayd about Micheal Davis the batter. i reckun. godam It.
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by Mortuus Fakeuus » Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:54 am
Doan bee suh hord on yerseff, Consiglioriater; wheez awl vary rispekfool of yore writins an O-pines....Ewes gawt sum grate thangs tew sey own thisyear wibbsite an whee awl hang own tew thuh edjuzz uv are seets whin yue tock. Sew ewe hayung innar...
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by arubalou » Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:59 am
Mortuus wrote:Doan bee suh hord on yerseff, Consiglioriater; wheez awl vary rispekfool of yore writins an O-pines....Ewes gawt sum grate thangs tew sey own thisyear wibbsite an whee awl hang own tew thuh edjuzz uv are seets whin yue tock. Sew ewe hayung innar...
iye b agreed wyth waht mr mOOrtus rote. mystr conjurometer dun haz a very neyse ritin wayz abowt him..
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by Mortuus Fakeuus » Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:10 pm
Seee, Cocodreenker? miSter aruaruaruaruarubalooober agreez wiff me 'bout chur writins n tawkinz...an iff mr Jaysunn underskore REEKlynur wuzz heer, eye jess no heeyud agreee wiffuss ferdamshur...
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by arubalou » Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:29 pm
Mortuus wrote:Seee, Cocodreenker? miSter aruaruaruaruarubalooober agreez wiff me 'bout chur writins n tawkinz...an iff mr Jaysunn underskore REEKlynur wuzz heer, eye jess no heeyud agreee wiffuss ferdamshur...
heeheehee eye nowded ey wuz rite...he soo talintid...mr conubarometer kud ryte a gud buk on douberminpyncher doggeez. it wuld bee a gud buch.
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by conjurer » Tue Sep 04, 2012 2:45 pm
arubalou wrote:Mortuus wrote:Seee, Cocodreenker? miSter aruaruaruaruarubalooober agreez wiff me 'bout chur writins n tawkinz...an iff mr Jaysunn underskore REEKlynur wuzz heer, eye jess no heeyud agreee wiffuss ferdamshur...
heeheehee eye nowded ey wuz rite...he soo talintid...mr conubarometer kud ryte a gud buk on douberminpyncher doggeez. it wuld bee a gud buch.
this Remydes me That i Should get me A new Doberman pitcher, GODAM it. it's is Very lonly here At geekish-Causa-Congerer.
