Artman wrote:What the fuck is wrong with monkeys??
*Sigh* O-Kay, Arty, here goes:
Monkeys are an evolutionary dead-end. Humans won. Nobody cares about those who came in second place.
Monkeys are dirty and whack off a lot. They smell bad. I abhor all the so-called Great Apes. You think gorillas are cute? Wait until they tear off your fucking face and suck your brains out through your eye holes. All gorillas and monkeys should be exterminated, preferably with napalm. I suppose we could keep a few around for medical experimentation and sew Fourth.
THE END.
