I see some rally straps in there neddles.

Scary...too easy to spend money, knowing the quality is uniformly excellent...I can almost hear the voices:
C'mon, Mort, buy it!
No!
But you want it!
I want J-Lo, too, but I won't be seeing her anytime soon!

ARGHH!

You are a verrry baaad man for showing me such temptation, Neds...