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Good day to you all...
Hello, my name is Bob and it's been two months since my last watch purchase.
My wife of thirty four years tries to understand my need, but all she can do is look forlornly on as I unwrap each new watch, gloating and sweating.
It has been difficult for our kids, who have to make do with cheap cereal and dog's milk, and wear non-famous label clothing, while I fork out high prices for the latest watch straps.
It has been hard for me to look at everyone's newest watch, while I have to carry on wearing August's watch, gritting my teeth and only looking at it for the time when there is no clock or other means nearby, and then with disdain and loathing.
Pity me.
My wife of thirty four years tries to understand my need, but all she can do is look forlornly on as I unwrap each new watch, gloating and sweating.
It has been difficult for our kids, who have to make do with cheap cereal and dog's milk, and wear non-famous label clothing, while I fork out high prices for the latest watch straps.
It has been hard for me to look at everyone's newest watch, while I have to carry on wearing August's watch, gritting my teeth and only looking at it for the time when there is no clock or other means nearby, and then with disdain and loathing.
Pity me.