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Post by svaglic » Sat May 02, 2015 4:24 pm

Unreal! A guy gets stabbed 3 times in Kalihi, HI. He then drives an hour to Waialua, HI to tell his brother and friends (passing several hospitals on the way). He parks in front of my house, gets out of the car and collapses. Every cop on the North Shore shows up, along with an ambulance and firetruck. Our realator was on her way over to show the place.
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The realator and prospective buyers show up to a news camera, right in front of my house.
Seriously? FML.
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Post by Mortuus Fakeuus » Sat May 02, 2015 5:31 pm

Did the gentleman expire in front of your domicile...? :shock: OBTW, that newslady has a rather large B-hynde... :shock:
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Re: FML

Post by svaglic » Sat May 02, 2015 5:51 pm

Mortuus wrote:Did the gentleman expire in front of your domicile...? :shock: OBTW, that newslady has a rather large B-hynde... :shock:


Nah, he lived and was taken to Queens hospital. I don't know this young man and I have no ill wishes for him, but damn.... his timing sucked for me. My luck and his timing collided. The prospective buyers were watching the drama and asking questions about what was happening. I'm in a safe neighborhood, but it sure didn't look like it today. We are asking for $995, 000.00 and a strange young man is laying out front with stab wounds.
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Re: FML

Post by conjurer » Sat May 02, 2015 7:48 pm

I can see how this could cool down a possible sale.
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Re: FML

Post by biglove » Sat May 02, 2015 8:51 pm

It's the Universe telling you not to sell your home! ;)
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Re: FML

Post by kahuna74 » Sun May 03, 2015 6:10 am

Not a smart buyer. I would have taken advantage of the whole thing and nocked a 100,000 off my offer. I agree with conj, News lady is perfect. O then again now your property is well known, maybe you should jack the price up??
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Re: FML

Post by Ocean » Sun May 03, 2015 6:12 am

Just lost a sale and possibly a 100k.
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Post by Mortuus Fakeuus » Sun May 03, 2015 9:47 pm

Naw...you jest put a sign out front next to the realtor's that sez, AS SEEN ON TV!!
That alone should get you some good offers... :arrow: 8)
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Re: FML

Post by kahuna74 » Fri May 08, 2015 3:03 am

airframer wrote:Dayum, man! Tell them it was a filming of Hawaii 5-0?


Best answer for sure, hell I would believe that one,,,,
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