How to speak like a gentleman

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Re: How to speak like a gentleman

Post by conjurer » Mon May 24, 2021 2:47 pm

After a day at Ascot, the janitor began to feel poorly; afraid he was about to expire, he headed for the toilet, undid his zipper and dropped his breeches, and power-shat into the bog.

"Cheers," said the janitor, as he removed the rest of his tuxedo. Then he went into his lounge, took out his knob, and had a fizz. After arriving into a moist napkin, he stretched out on his setee and said, "that was a yummy whank. I wish I had a quid for every time I had one off the wrist, then I'd be rich, even though I've never been to Uni."

THE END.
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Re: How to speak like a gentleman

Post by biglove » Mon May 24, 2021 7:42 pm

conjurer wrote: ↑
Mon May 24, 2021 2:47 pm
 After a day at Ascot, the janitor began to feel poorly; afraid he was about to expire, he headed for the toilet, undid his zipper and dropped his breeches, and power-shat into the bog.

"Cheers," said the janitor, as he removed the rest of his tuxedo. Then he went into his lounge, took out his knob, and had a fizz. After arriving into a moist napkin, he stretched out on his setee and said, "that was a yummy whank. I wish I had a quid for every time I had one off the wrist, then I'd be rich, even though I've never been to Uni."

THE END.
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